Homemade pizza topped with bagel bites, pizza roll stuffed crust, and a hot honey drizzle to finish it off.
by Rockypitto
26 Comments
quattrophile
Depending on how easy it is to take a bite and not have all the toppings come with it, arguably no crimes beyond being a bit crust heavy.
Silly_Confection_570
That looks amazing not guilty
chickenmilkies
I call it a hate crime against me specifically
BeefWellingtonSpeedo
Bro, we heard you like pizza with your pizza, so we gave you some pizzas with pizzas with your pizza.
Popular_Research8915
The pizza rolls in the crust look undercooked.
If it’s just my imagination and the cheese in them melted, no notes, it’s a goddamn masterpiece.
KaleidoscopePurple74
Unless I’m seeing this wrong, this is called a Pizza boat and I’ve had a dozen of these. Not guilty. Very delicious. Required to cook extra as center crust is usually overly covered by sauce. Meaning deep dish in the middle (with thin crust) and regular pizza with normal thickness at the sides. Plus this one has pullable knots on the sides. Delicious and not a crime.
Daddy2Thicc
I’d eat this
Wait_WHAT_didU_say
Nothing wrong here. As a cheese enthusiast, it can ALWAYS use more cheese.. 😁
🧀🧀🧀🧀🤤😋😛
rorschaqued
This is absolutely a crime, albeit a Class P misdemeanor.
GrassOk911
Sorry, but it’s a guilty from me. I don’t even like pizza rolls or bagels, they taste like frostbite. I couldn’t imagine eating this.
the2nddoctor111
I call it an affront to God…
cyainanotherlifebro
I thought “maybe” until I looked closer at the crust.
JimmyScrambles420
My only request would be tiny burgers on the bagel bites. I’d pass away immediately after finishing it, but I’d have a smile on my face.
Very_Loving_Cat
This is art.
jfq722
Made with Metarella cheese.
LoSnupo
As an Italian i feel slightly scaroused
CaptBogBot2
Pizza pizza.
LoogyHead
Yo dawg I heard you like pizza so we…
socioeconopath

alexnoyle
/r/StupidFood
Calm-Conference9884

That looks so good 😎
Morningrise12
Probationary period under these conditions:
Switch the pizza rolls and the pizza bagels. Half-cook the pizza rolls, cut them into halves or quarters and top them over the main part of the pizza before throwing the pizza in the oven. Do the same with the bagels but just halve them. Seems like they would be easier to roll into the crust and the bite would be more satisfying.
26 Comments
Depending on how easy it is to take a bite and not have all the toppings come with it, arguably no crimes beyond being a bit crust heavy.
That looks amazing not guilty
I call it a hate crime against me specifically
Bro, we heard you like pizza with your pizza, so we gave you some pizzas with pizzas with your pizza.
The pizza rolls in the crust look undercooked.
If it’s just my imagination and the cheese in them melted, no notes, it’s a goddamn masterpiece.
Unless I’m seeing this wrong, this is called a Pizza boat and I’ve had a dozen of these. Not guilty. Very delicious. Required to cook extra as center crust is usually overly covered by sauce. Meaning deep dish in the middle (with thin crust) and regular pizza with normal thickness at the sides. Plus this one has pullable knots on the sides. Delicious and not a crime.
I’d eat this
Nothing wrong here. As a cheese enthusiast, it can ALWAYS use more cheese.. 😁
🧀🧀🧀🧀🤤😋😛
This is absolutely a crime, albeit a Class P misdemeanor.
Sorry, but it’s a guilty from me. I don’t even like pizza rolls or bagels, they taste like frostbite. I couldn’t imagine eating this.
I call it an affront to God…
I thought “maybe” until I looked closer at the crust.
My only request would be tiny burgers on the bagel bites. I’d pass away immediately after finishing it, but I’d have a smile on my face.
This is art.
Made with Metarella cheese.
As an Italian i feel slightly scaroused
Pizza pizza.
Yo dawg I heard you like pizza so we…

/r/StupidFood

That looks so good 😎
Probationary period under these conditions:
Switch the pizza rolls and the pizza bagels. Half-cook the pizza rolls, cut them into halves or quarters and top them over the main part of the pizza before throwing the pizza in the oven. Do the same with the bagels but just halve them. Seems like they would be easier to roll into the crust and the bite would be more satisfying.
This is art
One hundred years dungeon
Bagel Bites are gross 🤢
I call it an abomination.